Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
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