Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
Randomize
