My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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