Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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