I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Randomize
