How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Why are your pants in the freezer?
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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