How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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