Christians are straight up FREAKS
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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