Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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