If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize