You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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