I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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