I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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