It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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