She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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