can u get pink eye on your cock?
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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