I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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