quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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