hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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