Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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