so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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