ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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