Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I had to cum in my sink.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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