Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
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