Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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