Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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