Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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