oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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