I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
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