he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
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