I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
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