If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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