you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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