he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Randomize
