question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
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