Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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