I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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