But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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