if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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