let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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