What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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