I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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