this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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