worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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