All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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