Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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