You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
So vagazzling was a success
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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