I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
