Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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