I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I have already put on my inside pants.
I know her cup size but not her name....
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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