but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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