Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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