She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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