yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
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