she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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