it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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